What's politics dad?
A boy just gets back from school and asks his dad, "What's politics dad?"
His dad says, "Well son...I'm like the capitalist because I earn all the money, your mom's like the government because she's the queen of the house, the nanny is like the working class, you are like the people, and your little brother is the future."
The boy says "Thanks dad" and runs off to finish his homework.
A few days later...
The boy is being neglected by his parents and is very sad. As he wanders along, he sees his little brother crapping in his pants. Hmmm....
He then sees his dad cheating with the nanny. Hmmm....
He also notices that his mother is sleeping while all this is happening. Hmmmm....
So then he goes up to his dad and says, "Daddy, I think I understand politics now."
"The CAPITALISTS screw the WORKING CLASS while the GOVERNMENT is sleeping, the PEOPLE are being neglected and the FUTURE's in deep sh--."
His dad says, "Well son...I'm like the capitalist because I earn all the money, your mom's like the government because she's the queen of the house, the nanny is like the working class, you are like the people, and your little brother is the future."
The boy says "Thanks dad" and runs off to finish his homework.
A few days later...
The boy is being neglected by his parents and is very sad. As he wanders along, he sees his little brother crapping in his pants. Hmmm....
He then sees his dad cheating with the nanny. Hmmm....
He also notices that his mother is sleeping while all this is happening. Hmmmm....
So then he goes up to his dad and says, "Daddy, I think I understand politics now."
"The CAPITALISTS screw the WORKING CLASS while the GOVERNMENT is sleeping, the PEOPLE are being neglected and the FUTURE's in deep sh--."
posted by Net Preneur @ 1:50 AM
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