Funny: Breaking the Law of Physics
Recently Sir Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
In the movie of Vijaykanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Vijayakanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Vijaykanth !
2) In one of the movies, Vijaykanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Vijaykanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife killed the middle one ....
3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijaykanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Sir Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives.
Vijaykanth gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Vijayakanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijaykanth has to desperately kill the villian because it is the climax . Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket ( probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Sir Isaac Newton faints !!!
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
In the movie of Vijaykanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Vijayakanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Vijaykanth !
2) In one of the movies, Vijaykanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Vijaykanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife killed the middle one ....
3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijaykanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Sir Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives.
Vijaykanth gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Vijayakanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijaykanth has to desperately kill the villian because it is the climax . Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket ( probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Sir Isaac Newton faints !!!
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